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Hey There My Customers

Some of you may have heard the hit song “Hey There Delilah” and thought that it was good. It’s easy to manipulate and put in your own style and flow. I can’t even recall how many times some friends of mine and I would butcher this song. I’ve decided that today’s post should be a bit more lighthearted and fun. I present to you the lyrical remix.

Enjoy

Hey there my customers, I know that you are hungry.
I’ve got everything from chips, to pop, to cheese and broccoli-
Yes I do. I’ve got the whole world here for you to taste and chew.

I would give you lots coupons and little discounts,
If I only knew that you’d come in that’s all that really counts
To me. I’d bake the whole world for you to see,
For $3.93

Oh, it’s what you do me. When I am constantly baking.
My business is really expanding, and I can’t seem to sing.
No I can’t sing.

Hey there my customers don’t you ever worry,
I’ve got lots of things in here from chicken to steak and curry,
Oh yes I do. I’ve got a world full of taste for you.
Oh yes I do.

Oh, it’s what you do to me when I am constantly baking.
My business is really expanding, and I can’t seem to sing.
No I can’t sing, ooooooooh, no I can’t seem to sing.

Oh man, I really can’t sing. Thanks for listening.

If anyone out there can do any amount of audio editing, get in touch with me

EDIT: So someone sent me a .mp3 file of them singing these lyrics. Umm, they sing about as well as I do. They are hosted on this server HERE.

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